1. You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, while reading the First Truth, will try to do it.
3. And they will discover that the First Truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're one of those idiots.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. And there will still be a stupid smile on your face while you're doing it.

I do not apologize about this and I do not feel sorry about sending it to you.
I'm an idiot too and I just needed company!
Welcome to the club!!